Follow the adventures of these Kayak Girls as they travel the country with their 1996 TrailManor 2720.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Day #228 – Coat of Many Colors

Gatlinburg TN

Last weekend, when we went to the museum at Dollywood, the most moving thing I saw was Dolly’s coat of many colors.  I’ve searched for a photo of it to show you, but haven’t had any luck.  This is a drawing of it, from one of her record albums.  (Sorry I can’t give a better credit for it, but none was available.)  The coat was hanging in a very small exhibit, with two sheets of paper, ripped from a receipt book.  She had worked out the words to the song on the backs of the receipts, using a blue pencil.  When I first heard the song, “Coat of Many Colors,” (http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/parton-dolly/coat-of-many-colors-13952.html) I imagined a long coat in a quilt pattern, but I was wrong.  Her mother had used large scraps of corduroy, in mustard yellow, sage green, and soft orange.  It was a beautiful little coat that fell just below the waist, with large buttons.

When I was a kid, my family didn’t have much money.  We lived in the country and were the only ones in the area who did not farm.  Prior to my birth, my mother worked.  After I was born, she wore out her work clothes, then wore my dad’s old clothes that she’d altered to fit.  My parents were friends with a family who had two daughters, both a bit older than I.  They went to Europe and New York City to buy clothes, back when Saks and Lord & Taylor were accessible to only the very wealthy.  So, there I was, in a farm area, wearing fancy clothes.  I was ridiculed daily.

When there were no hand-me-downs, my mother sewed for me.  She had the amazing ability to look at a picture of an outfit, draw the pattern on old newspaper, and then make it.  Because we lived close to Woolrich, she went to their factory store each year to buy wool and other fabrics.  She loved designer clothing, so she used Vogue as her guide.  Again, daily ridicule.

I loved some of the clothes I wore.  I loved wool plaid pleated skirts where part of the plaid was hidden in the pleat – the full design of the fabric would magically appear as I skipped or ran.  There was a double-breasted pea coat I loved, too.  I used to pretend I was a sailor on the ocean and invincible to all.  There was a boiled wool jacket, decades before boiled wool was common in this country.  I drew the line at the lederhosen, though.  I absolutely refused to wear leather shorts and embroidered suspenders to school.

I’m guessing that all kids feel they don’t fit in, in one way or another.  Most of us were raised with less than we wanted.  I don’t know whether Ms. Parton had shoes to wear.  That little coat was lined, but wasn’t made for winter comfort.  I endured bullying daily, but I grew up in a snug house and wore warm clothes.  Of all the songs Ms. Parton has written, “Coat of Many Colors” is one of the most popular.  Most of us can relate to it in one way or another.  I’ve often sent her mental “thanks” for that song and was grateful that I had the opportunity to see the coat.

Friday, July 9, 2010

Day #227 – Dinner Party for Tom

 Gatlinburg TN

Tom decided to have a cookout today in honor of his getting fired from one job and finding a new one within a couple days.  He invited his parents, Paul, Fran, one of the other campers, Kelly, and me.  He planned on grilling some beef ribs, along with several sides.  When Kelly suggested that he grill chicken instead of ribs, he handed me a bag of 12 frozen chicken breasts and asked me to take care of it.

I firmly believe that good BBQ is a three-step process:
  1. Marinade in something appropriate
  2. Rub with something deep in flavor
  3. Mop with something sweet and spicy
I marinated the chicken in lemon juice, olive oil, garlic, and fresh ginger.  I made a rub of brown sugar, chili powder, cocoa, cinnamon, and salt.  I wanted to make my own mop, but Tom requested a bottled sauce.

There were two immediate problems: The chicken was frozen and I wasn’t sure it would cook evenly on a grill.  Never mind the size of my kitchen.  Since the chicken was so clean, I marinated the breasts in their own bag, right in the kitchen sink.  When they refused to thaw quickly, I threw them in the microwave, two at a time.  Then, working in batches, I rubbed them, and partially cooked them in my toaster oven.  I held each batch until all were baked, then finished them off on the grill with the mop.  They were amazing!  I also made a fresh fruit salad, a green tossed salad.  Fran brought a spicy zucchini cheese dish and Tom’s mother brought cheese biscuits and a peach cobbler.

It was several hours before I realized he’d played a “Tom Sawyer” on me.  I was exhausted from a full day of cooking in a hot little camper, with little help from anyone.  On the other hand, I made a nice dinner for my friend.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Day #226 – Dental VII

 Gatlinburg TN

Today I went in to see the dentist about my cracked tooth.  I wasn’t sure whether he would pull the tooth or go ahead with a permanent crown.  When he heard that I was pain-free, he broke into a huge grin, gave me a high-five, and ordered the permanent crown.

I left the dentist office giddy with relief.  I wasn’t ready to lose a tooth.  Kelly and I couldn’t think of a way to celebrate.

Because it was very hot, and the temperatures were expected to rise above 100, we decided it was a good day to go to the movies.  Neither of us had been to a movie since Avatar came out, so we headed to the mall.  We saw “Letters to Juliet” and “Killers.”

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Day #225 – Game Night

Gatlinburg TN

This evening, we played Five Crowns with Paul and Fran.  Paul generally doesn’t like card games, but for some reason, he likes this one.  Maybe it’s because he wins.

We’d missed a lot the last couple days.  Between Dollywood and our road trip, we hadn’t heard that Tom got fired from his work camper position.  The reasons varied from one account to the next, but the bottom line was the same.  We were very upset about it because we like Tom a lot, but we knew better than to get in the middle of it.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Day #224 – Asheville NC

 Gatlinburg TN

Today was not a work day for us, so we decided to get out of the campground for a while.  We started in Cherokee.  Because we’d gone there to gamble a while back, the casino had sent us some coupons.  We had coupons for a free lunch and “free” $5 for gambling.  Naturally, we went for the lunch.

The lunch was nice and we came out ahead on the gambling (OK, I came out ahead, but it was enough to make up for what Kelly lost.).  I used my winnings to buy us each a truffle at the casino’s chocolate shop.  Not really a big profit, but enough.  I found a slot machine I liked – Star Trek.  I liked listening to Mr. Sulu beam people aboard and all the other voices from the original Star Trek TV show.  The chairs for those two machines were different, too.  They had tall backs and were decorated with Star Trek designs.  The casino has found a way to suck in even the math geeks like me who sit there and think up not-so-random number functions.

We couldn’t decide what to do next.  We weren’t ready to go home, but it was too hot to visit the Cherokee village and too early for the drama, “Unto these Hills.”  So, we set off on the Blue Ridge Parkway (http://www.blueridgeparkway.org), headed towards Asheville.

The views were spectacular.  I saw a bald eagle, soaring over a mountain pass.  Our ears popped so many times we lost count.

Kelly decided we should aim for Linville Falls (http://www.cs.unca.edu/nfsnc/recreation/wncwaterfalls/linvillefalls.htm), in the Pisgah National Forest (http://www.cs.unca.edu/nfsnc) in North Carolina.  As the crow flies, especially crows on the Interstate, it wasn’t far.  But for two little people on the Blue Ridge Parkway, with a top speed of 45 mph, it was very far.  Too far.  After miles and hours, we wore ourselves out and took the exit to Asheville, North Carolina (http://www.exploreasheville.com/index.aspx).

We’d heard this town was a great one to visit, and I’d done quite a bit of research a couple months ago, but couldn’t remember one useful name or address. So, we called Debbie and Linda and asked them for some real-time on-line assistance.  They gave us the names and addresses of a couple restaurants.  One was out of business and the other was closed for the day.  We drove along a main drag off the Interstate exit ramp and ended up in a Zen Japanese restaurant.  The food was good and we enjoyed the break.

On our way home, we watched the sun set and then watched as stars became visible in the night sky.  It was a long day with way too much driving, but it sure was nice to get out of the campground for a while.

In other news, my cracked tooth stopped hurting yesterday.  I was able to chew real food on that side of my mouth with no pain.  I’m not sure why it’s taken so long to settle down, but I’m hoping this is a good omen.

Monday, July 5, 2010

Day #223 – Dollywood

Gatlinburg TN

Today we were guests of the campground owners at Dollywood Park (http://www.dollywood.com).  The park is filled with rides, wonderful (and healthy) food, great shows, and a museum.

The first thing we happened upon was a replica of the cabin (decorated by her mother) where Dolly Parton grew up.  She was, I think, the fourth of ten children.  Both her parents were illiterate, but they made sure she finished high school. 

We often hear of someone, even someone from our lifetime, being raised in a cabin, or without running water, but I don’t think we really understand what that means for daily survival or lifestyle.  I’ve seen so many small cabins here in the Smokies that families have lived in for generations, but this was the first that was linked to someone I knew in some way.  This cabin wasn’t much different from the others I’ve seen, except that it was more modern.  The walls were papered with pages from a Sears catalog and the cabin was insulated with cardboard.  There was no plumbing, but there was a wood-burning stove.  The only heat source was a fireplace.  There were lots of pictures on the walls, mainly from calendars.  I recognized a church fan, very similar to one my grandmother had – with a very colorful picture of the Last Supper.  There were lots of quilts, all hand sewn from scraps, and each one a work of art.  There’s nothing romantic about this – most folks in eastern Tennessee live in terrible poverty.  She must have had a very strong family to accomplish all she has.

Here’s a challenge for you:  for the next day, think about how each little thing you do would be different if you lived in that cabin, and without car or bus…not for a vacation, but for years.  Then, email me or post your response.

The next thing we saw was her old tour bus.  As RVers, we felt obligated to check it out.  It had a big fancy pink bedroom in the rear and a bathroom with a large pink bathtub in it.  There were bunks for the second driver and Dolly’s best friend.  The dinette was about as big as ours, but fancier.  There was no couch and the kitchen was tiny.  I liked our trailer better.

I wasn’t sure we’d like the museum.  Pictures of stars with other stars and cases of costumes are generally not fun for me, but this museum was different.  There was an “attic” filled with all kinds of junk.  Most interesting to me was the old exercise equipment – a butt massager, a stationary bicycle, and a treadmill were all visible.  I wondered whether Ms. Parton was as obsessed with body image as I’ve been.

Dolly Parton has done much to improve the lives of people in her home county of Sevier Tennessee.  The most impressive is her Imagination Library project (http://www.imaginationlibrary.com), begun in 1996.  Her foundation provides a free, age-appropriate book every month to every child from birth to the age of five.  The foundation provides these books in the other locations where her businesses operate - Branson MO and Myrtle Beach SC.  The foundation also works with communities across the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom to help those communities provide similar materials to their children. (http://local.cincinnati.com/share/news/story.aspx?sid=164304&cid=164304)

Well, think about that challenge.  I look forward to hearing from you.