Monday December 7, 2009 – Day #12
Walt Disney World, Florida
There is nothing as exciting as waking up in Disney. Everything is here is perfect or as near to perfect as one can get. The sky is blue, the birds are singing, and there is a bus that leaves every 15 minutes to take you someplace wonderful. Nothing bad ever happens at Disney. Until today.
Today there is brown goo oozing out of the top seam of our recirculating toilet. I’m not going to pretend that I don’t know what it is, because I do know. I know exactly what that crap is and it isn’t pretty. Instead I’m going to pretend that it isn’t happening. This is not happening. I am at Disney and bad shit does NOT happen here.
After wiping down the offending piece of equipment with disinfecting wipes, we vow to use the restrooms provided by the campground. We will only use our toilet for piddle emergencies only. Paper in the trash and nobody flushes. We are in denial and we are going to have fun dammit. WE ARE AT DISNEY!
Off to the Magic Kingdom!
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